Wrinky Pete asks – How do you solve the problem of our fear?

How do you solve the problem of our fear?
(with no apologies to Julie Andrews)

Peter Lynn: Ol' Blue eyes is back
Peter Lynn: Ol’ Blue eyes is back

 

I hate “The Sound of Music” and therefore loved the alternative lyrics dreamt up by “Cocky” – a 1970s Cornish (I think) comedy folk group whose lines included “How do you solve the problem of diarrhoea?” and “High on a hill lay a steaming goat turd”.

Somehow, those lyrics crept into my thoughts on trying to solve the enigma which is Sunderland, and our home form and consequent flat crowd atmosphere.

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