Gabriele Marcotti brings us Martin O’Neill, man of justice

With thanks to Jake for adapting Kartun Malaysia's caricature*

Salut! Sunderland is relieved to hear criminal damage charges will not be pressed against Nicklas Bendtner; we hope Lee Cattermole can now prove his innocence. Further comment is probably inappropriate so let us instead enjoy some thoughts from an expert source on our manager’s own (wholly blameless) brushes with the law …

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