We all need cheering up just now…..so forget, for a moment, the current predicament of our club, the exit of Roy Keane and our logical fears about tomorrow’s prospects at Old Trafford. Instead, let us transport ourselves back to the St James’ Park of exactly 100 years ago today. On Dec 5 1908, as every schoolboy ought to know, Sunderland thrashed the Mags 9-1. And it was all Steve Bennett or Rob Styles’s doing, firing up the Lads for a second-half blitz by giving Newcastle a dodgy penalty on half-time. This is how I have reported it for The National in Abu Dhabi (it appeared yesterday so I have changed “tomorrow” to “today”)……
Famous win is still tale of the centuryNo member of the Toon Army, as supporters of Newcastle United like to be called, will thank me for drawing wider attention to the centenary of one of the most momentous league games in English football history.
But then, since I follow their north-eastern rivals Sunderland, Newcastle fans would probably feel disinclined to thank me for anything.
All the same, duty obliges me to record that 100 years ago today, having made the short journey to Newcastle, Sunderland did not so much beat the Magpies as pulverise them.
Newcastle 1 Sunderland 9. That was how it finished, in front of 56,000 fans with many more locked out. And it remains the joint biggest away victory in the English top flight, what we now call the Premier League (Cardiff City were walloped by the same score at home to Wolverhampton Wanderers in 1955).
Back on Saturday Dec 5 1908, when the whistle blew for half-time in the Tyne-Wear derby, no one could have guessed the outcome. The two teams were level at 1-1.
The 28-minute spell during which Sunderland (1908 team photo courtesy of A Love Supreme) scored their hatful of second half goals is another record: the quickest time for a top division team to score eight times.
And it is possible that Sunderland’s performance was motivated by a deep sense of injustice. Contemporary reports suggest they were riled by a controversial penalty award giving Newcastle an unmerited equaliser on the stroke of half-time.
The final score was all the more remarkable because the trounced home team actually recovered to win that season’s championship.
It was all a long while ago, and I would not dream of rubbing salt in wounds. Let it simply be recorded that it was barely 20 years later that Newcastle last claimed the title. There was an FA Cup final victory as recently as 1955, but that means it is now 53 years since they collected a serious trophy; even the Toon Army find it hard to keep straight faces when citing the Inter-City Fairs Cup, in 1969, as serious.
But how did the visitors from Wearside triumph so comprehensively at St James’ Park a century ago? Basic records show that the damage was inflicted by Billy Hogg and George Holley, each scoring a hat-trick, Arthur Bridgett, who found the net twice, and Jackie Mordue with one goal.
For more detail, I am indebted to my younger daughter, herself a football fan (though, shamefully, she has failed her father and supports Liverpool). Her last birthday present to me was a book on the history of Sunderland AFC compiled using cuttings from the Daily Mirror.
The Mirror reported the match in fairly understated tones, especially considering that the scoreline amounted, as the headline put it, to a “sensational victory”. Imagine the hyperbole the tabloids of today would wheel out for a comparable home defeat suffered by Chelsea or Manchester United. The Mirror’s 1908 story, rounding up the day’s results, began soberly: “There were many unexpected happenings in Saturday’s football, more than usual, perhaps.”
It went on to describe the 9-1 victory as the “surprise of years”, with Sunderland producing, in the second half, “a bewildering exposition of the game”.
“They usually win at Newcastle,” observed “Citizen”, which was as near as the writer came to being identified, “but the score is a staggerer.”
Indeed, it is one that continues to stagger. Among those who voted in a recent poll conducted by the Sunderland club website, one supporter in seven nominated the 1908 achievement as the “best moment” in the history of Sunderland-Newcastle derbies.
Colin Randall
absaloutly mint game f***ing stuffed them]
Ar remember it well. We took a charabanc from Fawcett Street and went over the bridge past Wearmouth Colliery and aal the shipyards. When we got to Newcassell we had a couple of pints of Issac Tuckers Sparkling Ales(not a patch on Vaux’s)and a plate full of Faggotts and Mash.
We waalked oot to St James’ and when we took the lead they wuz dead miserable.They equalised but we wuz clearly the better side. At half time, we had a cup of Bovril and a couple of cream crackers and this Newcassell supporter starts on aboot how Billy Hogg shud nivver have got that pelanty and aah thought,”Same old Magpies, always bleating”.
Then we came oot for the second half and we wuz just like an express train what gets from Lunnun to Newcassell in 6 hours. Billy Hogg got a hat trick and so did George Holley and my mate Tadger said wouldn’t it be funny if he married a woman called Ivy and this Mag said “What are yoose two laughing aboot” and we said “You lot” so he shut up.
By the end we wuz really enjoying ourselves and we said that they were “One over the Eight” and the Mags in the paddick didn’t think that was very funny and they threatened to steal our bonnetts!
We got the charabanc home and sang a few choruses of “My Old Man Said Follow Sunlan” and “You’re An Awfully Poor Side And You Know You Are” and when we got back to Wearside there were pints of foaming ale all lined up for us on the bars and we drank a canny few.
Strange thing was, the buggers won the League that year and it just goes to show that football is a canny funny game.