Sixer’s Sevens: SAFC 3 Aston Villa 1. Defoe ends drought, gives hope

Jake: Get in me bonnie lads!'
Jake: Get in me bonnie lads!’

Monsieur Salut writes: most of us were prepared to settle for a win however it came and this one came in an uneven way. The first half was a nerve-jangling affair as Aston Villa tormented Sunderland’s defence and threatened two or three times to take the lead. Patrick van Aanholt’s deflected shot gave us a somewhat undeserved lead. Thereafter we improved, especially after half time when – with the exception of a well taken but sloppily conceded equaliser – we dominated. Jermain Defoe’s classily finished goals made the difference and gave Sunderland the H word we cannot stand. Pete Sixsmith will be back with his measured view; this is his instant seven-word verdict …

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Sixer’s Sevens: Sunderland 0, Liverpool 1. Good riddance to 2015

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John McCormick writes: This morning some alleged reds were giving me stick down here, prophesying Coates being rubbish and a score of 4 or 5 nil, among other things. My worry was not that these poor, deluded fools, who cling to the belief that they’re still a top club and that Anfield is a decent stadium (they should try going to it, perhaps), might be right but that without Kaboul and O’Shea we wouldn’t be able to stem the advance of even a mediocre attack. And we couldn’t. We weren’t as bad as recent scores suggest, but we still lost. How badly? We’ll have to wait for Pete Sixsmith’s more considered analysis to answer that, but for now here’s his instant post match verdict, delivered in seven words, no more, no less:

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Liverpool ‘Who are You?’: Jordan, SAFC defensive woes and Celtic song-stealing

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Dave Usher: ‘every Saturday night I get texts from my SAFC-supporting brother-in-law ripping into Shearer, Newcastle, Cheryl Cole and Ant & Dec and moaning about whatever crappy result you’ve had

Dave Usher is a Liverpool supporter with a Sunderland family connection, as you shall see. He runs The Liverpool Way fan site and is one of Monsieur Salut’s blogging colleagues at ESPN FC. He quite likes what he has seen of Jeremain Lens, used to rate Steven Fletcher and wants none of our centre backs for Liverpool …

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