Sixer’s Sevens: Bournemouth 2 SAFC 0. Woeful offside decision no excuse

Jake: catch Sixer's instant seven-word verdicts throughout the season
Jake: catch Sixer’s instant seven-word verdicts throughout the season

Monsieur Salut writes: Pete Sixsmith had a great time in Weymouth, enjoying the lovely Dorset coast before the time came to venture with his travelling companion, Pete Horan, to Dean Court. Two down in eight minutes, our play an utter shambles, we seemed to be heading for the sort of result seen just under a year ago when M Salut met up with the two Petes before the Southampton massacre. ‘Outclassed by a sharper, fitter side,’ said Sixer at half time. ‘Finished 2-0 – in serious trouble now,’ came the final verdict; see his customary seven-worder below and begin fretting.

All week, it has been an almighty struggle to persuade anyone to read Salut! Sunderland, this after weeks of sky-high visitor figures and an encouraging if losing performance at home to Spurs. Maybe those disinclined to visit these pages knew something we didn’t, or something we didn’t want to admit. It got a lot better, but only very briefly, once Sunderland realised football can be a game between two sides, not one pitted against statues, and a wretched linesman’s decision robbed Jeremain Lens of a perfectly legitimate headed goal. But the fightback quickly petered out and with yellow cards scattered around by the never very SAFC-friendly Kevin Friend, it came as no surprise when Kaboul collected a second booking and saw red …

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Delicious skill from Jozy vs PSG’s Luiz and a Toronto progress report

Jake: 'Jody scores, we're on the pitch'
Jake: ‘Jody scores, we’re on the pitch’

See the caption in Jake’s image. It’s true. That’s what our supporters relentlessly chanted throughout Jozy Altidore’s dark, goal-free days with Sunderland. As we look to Defoe, Borini, Lens and the rest to deliver the goals he couldn’t, a Co Durham exile in Toronto, Bill Taylor, has had a chance to track Jozy’s progress since the move to Canada …

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Bournemouth ‘Who are You?’: from a podgy Best to Howe the genius

Jake: 'here's hoping the southern sea air suits the lads'
Jake: ‘here’s hoping the southern sea air suits the lads’

Steve Menary* is a Bournemouth supporter who also writes about the game – among other things – for a living. He is cautiously optimistic that the club’s first Premier League season will not be the last. But he feels both teams may have to settle for a draw on Saturday …

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Diving for glory. Is blaming foreigners jingoistic piffle, or sadly spot-on?

Tom Webb
Tom Webb

Salut! Sunderland has been banging on for years about diving, the feigning of injury, unprofessional attempts by players to get opponents booked or sent off and other forms of cheating. The issue is raised with every “Who are You?” interviewee and I can think of only one or two who said too much fuss was made of it.

But should we really accept that British players are largely blameless, or that they were until they caught the nasty habits of Johnny Foreigner?

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AFC Bournemouth v Sunderland: roll up for a Guess the Score rollover

Jake: 'Mr Sixsmith taking in Weymouth en route'
Jake: ‘Mr Sixsmith taking in Weymouth en route’


Sixer’s travel plans are sorted.
Weymouth with Pete Horan (where’s that Defoe piece, Pete – Ed?) by Thursday, Bournemouth Saturday, somewhere – doubtless involving football – on Sunday, back Monday. But can he come home with three points?

There was much to give us hope in the Spurs match. As Mick Goulding has pointed out (see comments at https://safc.blog/2015/09/sixers-tottenham-soapboxdefeat-but-new-boys-and-borini-earn-their-spurs/#comments – Ed), Yann M’Vila really is the business in midfield. Borini will get stronger and sharper. O’Shea and Kaboul looked solid and Lens, from the beaten side, was man of the match (for M Salut and for others).

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Sixer’s Travels: FC United of Manchester found, Corby Town downed, Corbyn crowned

The slogan
‘I don’t have to sell my soul’ says their banner slogan

Pete Sixsmith is not dewy-eyed about Jeremy Corbyn, whose victory in the Labour leadership poll was announced as he (Sixer) was gawping at Michael Foot memorabilia at the National People’s Museum. He just cannot get that song by a Sunderland-supporting folk singer, Bob Fox, out of his head. Labour’s post-war victory, so it went, would mean jobs and holidays in the sun for all and the Lads to win the cup. Package hols were the easy part, the jobs bit never happened and it took 28 years for the cup prediction to come true. We’ll leave Sixer to muse over how long it will take Corbyn to get the Lads back to a winning Wembley visit. Here’s what else he did on Saturday …

 

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Buck’s Fizz and Fabio’s Bar. Sunderland and Spurs on a Sunday

John McCormick:
John McCormick: keeping faith with his heritage

 

There are thousands of displaced humans enduring unspeakable hardship, risking, and suffering, death as they try to escape regimes that have destroyed their lives*. Compared to that the Transpennine Express, even on its worst days, shades into insignificance. I really shouldn’t complain. Yet, I still don’t enjoy the too-long journey, hence my original plan to come up by car and return straight after the game.

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