Soapbox on Everton, Howard Webb and pantomime villainy

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Oh no it wasn’t the worst refereeing decision you’ve ever seen. Oh yes it was. Take your pick. It was a shocker however you look at it and we await either a fulsome public apology from Howard Webb or a formal announcement that he is returning to a less accident-prone life as a sergeant of the South Yorkshire constabulary. Leon Osman might wish to say something, too, about the upraised arm which any observer is entitled to interpret as a fraudulent claim for a penalty after he fell over his own feet. Pete Sixsmith has plenty to say …

I’m a great fan of pantomime and have, over the years, seen some good ones: The Krankies (I didn’t attend the post show party, much to the chagrin of Wee Jimmy), Jimmy Clitheroe (in partnership with Charlie Cairolli – that dates me), Boycie from Only Fools and Horses ( an excellent Captain Hook) and The Chuckle Brothers (sheer comic genius).

Paul and Barry, aka the Chuckles, are from Rotherham as is Mr Howard Webb. They are children’s entertainers, unknown outside this country, while Howard is a referee of world renown and has, I believe, refereed a World Cup Final. After his performance today, one wonders how.

He has a record with Sunderland. It was he who gave that ludicrous penalty at The Sports Direct Arena three years ago, when the brutal Steed Malbranque savagely fouled the angelic Steven Taylor. Against that, he missed Seb Larsson’s handball at the SoL earlier this year, so I guess that evened it up.

After his latest debacle, he will have to think long and hard about how he evens things up this time. It may get down to offering up his first born or emigrating to New Caledonia as he has shot his bolt with Sunderland fans.

The draw was probably a fair result. We had two decent, hardworking sides, both with solid defences and both with a lack of goal scoring power. There were two well organised managers who had clearly told their players what was expected of them. Neither goalkeeper was forced into a save nor was it a thrill-a-minute game, although there was some decent approach work by both.

Jack Colback opened his account for the club, finishing off a super move which involved four or five players, Bendtner and Sessegnon being particularly prominent. It took a deflection from Sylvan Distan, but it may well have gone in anyway. We tried to push for the second goal, but Jagielka marshalled them well and they were never in serious danger of being breached.

On the other hand, they missed a couple of half chances in the early stages of the game. After that, they showed little until along came The Wicked Uncle and handed them a point.

By this time, we had had to reorganise our back four. Titus Bramble went off, John O’Shea moved across (and looked so much better than he does at full back) and Kieran Richardson switched to full back. It allowed Colback to come in wide left and to tighten up our midfield, and he did so.

As we came out for the second half, Phil Bardsley remained in the dressing room and Craig Gardner took up the right back position. And didn’t he do well!!! He looked cool, calm and collected, made some excellent interceptions and moved the ball forward really effectively.

The feeling was that under the previous regime, Elmohamady would have taken over from Bardsley and Everton would have romped down that wing. Gardner did so well that Drenthe was withdrawn after persistently failing to better him.

Then up stepped the Pantomime Villain, a veritable Abanazar in the form of Mr Webb. Leon Osman foraged into the box, Cattermole stood off him as Wes Brown prepared to tackle and Osman fell over his own feet as he was about to shoot.

It was as funny as anything Wee Jimmy Krankie did at Darlington Civic all those years ago, a truly great pratfall – but The Great Howardio saw it as deserving of a penalty kick.

Like all great thespians, he took his time before awarding it, making sure that the eyes of the crowd were all fixed on him. Standing like a gundog indicating to its master that a fowl of the feathered variety was nearby, he raised his hand and pointed to the spot.

The crowd howled in derision, our players reached for the sky and Leighton Baines despatched the kick comfortably. Of course, in the “old days” Dixie Dean would have gently rolled the ball to Johnny Mapson, refusing to accept such a ludicrous award – but we live in different times.

As the Beeb caught it ...

From then on, the game was always interesting and both sides had half chances. The Great Howardio withdrew to a supporting role having had his moment of glory and left the players to get on with it. McClean’s introduction pepped us up, but the game meandered to a draw and I suspect that Both O’Neill and Moyes were reasonably content with a point.

It may well have been that Everton would have equalised sooner or later without The Great Howardio once again showing himself up. But, games hinge on these decisions. We were settling down having had to reorganise the back four, the Everton strikers looked as effective as Jimmy Clitheroe and Charlie Cairolli and there was a case to be made that he had cost s two important points.

Martin O’Neill was dignified in his post match appraisal, although I can’t think of many fans who would have been as sanguine as he was.

Had anyone shouted to me “He’s behind you” and had I turned round to face The Great Howardio, there would have been the distinctive splat of custard pie hitting him and dripping down that great bald dome that belongs to a man I once respected as the best referee in the country.

Still, four points from two games and a similar return would be more than welcome from the next two. City looked vulnerable at West Brom, while Phil Dowd almost upstaged The Great Howardio when he reduced Wigan to 10 men. Almost, but not quite – along with The Chuckle Brothers, Howard remains Rotherham’s greatest contribution to base comedy.

* When Monsieur Salut last looked, the incident could still be seen at this YouTube link. And here …

7 thoughts on “Soapbox on Everton, Howard Webb and pantomime villainy”

  1. It’s fine to talk of demoting Webb for a period, but why should the Football League have to put up with him? I’m sure that Wigan fans would love to see Phil Dowd join him.

  2. From the Sunderland Echo report, which upgrades the charge against Webb and confirms the only fair view of Osman’s actions:

    … the game was turned on its head just five minutes after the resumption when Webb pointed to the spot after Leon Osman skilfully edged his way into the area, miskicked his shot and fell to the ground.

    Both Brown and Cattermole were in attendance, but neither touched the midfielder, who kicked the turf and fell over.

    But referee Webb pointed to the spot – no doubt encouraged by cheating Osman’s raised arm protesting for a penalty after his air shot.

    Webb – no doubt influenced by the Everton fans behind the goal, just as he was when he awarded a dreadful penalty against Sunderland at St James’s Park several seasons ago – blew for a penalty.

    Afterwards, the official was to watch replays and realise his error was every bit as bad as the one he made at Newcastle; or the mistakes he made in a Sunderland-Stoke game when he realised afterwards that he should have given the Wearsiders three penalties he refused on the day.

  3. I find it hard to criticise Webb APART from that I did not see him (on TV) look towards his linesman who, reportedly, had not signalled a foul/penalty.

    However, I find it VERY easy to criticise Osman who appealed not just once, but repeatedly, when he must have known that he had not been fouled.

    In short, the guy is a cheat – no more, no less and one that the FA should be able to punish retrospectively for his actions.

  4. CSB .. I did say in my instant reaction, when posting Sixer’s Sevens, that everyone makes mistakes at work. No one doubts it was an honest error, but it was a pretty bad one by any standards, ie on a scale that would get most employees disciplined and maybe even sacked. I still think he’s as good a referee as they get but feel he should face repercussions. When a player is sent off and banned for a number of games, it is often the result of an honest mistake (eg late tackle), maybe aggravated by recklessness, and something of the sort should apply to Webb. A one game demotion to the Championship might suffice. Osman? He may get Salut! Sunderland’s “Who are You?” cheating question renamed in his honour.

    • My post was essentially in response to Rob’s feelings regarding Webb which I consider to be harsh. All refrees make mistakes and I agree with your stance that Webb and all refrees should have the option to admit they got it wrong.

      Unfortunately the FA do not encourage any kind of dialogue with the officials and as far as I am informed no mechanism exists for Refs to apollogise. I can understand people wanting retribution against poor refereering and It was a poor decision particularly as he did not consult the lines man.

      However I still think Osman is the real guility party here, we have the evidence, there should be a way that he could be punished but I guess that its up to Everton.

  5. Howard Webb got it wrong, he made the call, a poor one, and stuck with it. Thats how it goes I’m afraid.Tthe real guilty party is Osman who went down looking for the decision. Rough justice some might say , but bearing in mind Larsons qustionable conduct these things happen and even themselves out over the season.

    When players try to con the refereer then the whole game becomes that bit more difficult to referee, so I don’t blame Webb he called it as he saw it thats all you can ask for.

    Having said that the lines man made some shocking decisions one of which helped us,one of which didn’t sods law.

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