Well, United need 9-0 or better; assuming QPR hold Citeh to 1-0. Other permutations – all to do with United getting more points than Citeh – would also keep the Premier League title at Old Trafford.
And for the last time this season, Salut! Sunderland offers a priceless mug (that’s a lie; it’s £9.50) for the first person to post the correct scoreline below.
A Sunderland winning entry collects the Martin O’Neill ”Team of all Talents – work in progress” mug, as seen below.
A United winner can have the same mug wittily redesigned (if only a bit). Monsieur Salut promises not to replace the O’Neill caricature with one of Ashley Young gliding gracefully through the air and crossing the path of a more straightforwardly down-to-earth Rooney dive, all under the gaze of a smiling Howard Webb.
Usual rules apply. M Salut’s decision will be final; even if your entry is held briefly for moderation, I will know when the attempt was first made to post it.