Pete Sixsmith declined the option of a bleak night out at a poky little ground with abysmal catering in the middle of South London nowhere, preceded by a country-length trek. He watched it at home. The Soapbox fitted neatly onto Pete Horan’s sofa …
I could get used to watching the games on TV.
No more getting up at the crack of dawn and getting home late at night. No more sitting on a coach or a train aimlessly watching the miles roll by. No more daft youngsters throwing lager around and singing songs about Shearer, Cabaye, Pardew and Lee Howey’s brother.
Instead, I left home at 6.45 and by 7.15, I was sat on Pete Horan’s couch, drinking a cup of tea and having my crotch sniffed by Mack the new (and gigantic) German shepherd. The seat was comfortable, the sniffing less so.
I rarely watch a live game on TV. I took out a subscription to BT Sport and have been treated to St Johnstone v Motherwell, a game that failed to capture my attention and had minimal impact on the population of Perth as a the “crowd” of 2,551 indicated. Simon Ramsden (remember him from the good old days at New Ferens Park) played for the Steelmen and has done for quite a while.
Gritting the few remaining teeth that I have, I succumbed to MurdochLand and found it a fascinating experience. Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher were sharp and lucid studio experts. Alan Parry droned on as he has done since the mid 70s; I expected him to refer to Palace as the Glaziers and us as the Rokerites. He was abetted by Dave Provan who, as a Scot, fawned over Steven Fletcher but appeared to favour the Londoners over the North Easterners in general.
You do get a more complete picture on the telly. Our players seemed tense and nervous and they couldn’t relax as they came out, while the Palace men went around fist bumping and high fiving each other.
That tension was heightened when Vergini clattered into Fraizer Campbell in the first minute. It was a clear penalty and Vergini could have been sent off. Maybe Phil Dowd (god bless ‘im) thought that the Giant Pantilimon had got the ball and Campbell had stumbled over him. Maybe he didn’t want to give such a crucial decision that early.
Or maybe he just wanted to annoy the flag-waving, all-singing, all-dancing but never-watching juveniles that make up the Palace Ultras. If he did, good on yer, Phil!!
It took us 20 minutes to settle as we failed to win the ball and, when we did, gave it away with regular monotony. The back four looked decent and Reveillere seemed to settle in well. Van Aanholt did a good job on Zaha, keeping up with him and stopping the latest Palace show pony from actually creating anything.
We both thought that O’Shea was outstanding in that he marshalled the defence well and rarely missed a ball. Easier against a poor Palace attack than against Lukaku and Naismith next week and Pelle and Long a couple of weeks ago, but it shows that we can do it.
The goals were excellent. Fletcher’s first was a very good header from a great cross by van Aanholt and was the kind of goal that we need to score; well engineered and well finished rather than a scrappy effort.
Gomez took his well after a good pass from Buckley and Fletcher’s second came when Palace (and most of their fans) had gone. Bridcutt did well and should do against teams that are in the lower part of this league.
Palace huffed and puffed but actually created very little. Their goal was fortunate in that the Giant Pantilimon had made a good save and clearly, Wes Brown was so impressed that he wanted to see if the Romanian could do it again. He couldn’t.
After the game, Poyet accepted that we had had some good fortune but pointed out that we had worked hard and had shown high levels of concentration throughout. Warnock just moaned and tried to throw a smokescreen over his team’s poor performance describing them as “superb”.
The TV experience was rounded off with a celebratory glass of wine and a drive home in the cold. But there was an inner glow as we celebrated win number two, the first one on a Monday since Claudio Reyna beat Leicester City and the first one at Selhurst Park since we managed to miss three penalties in the 1990s.
Is the patient improving? Can we maintain this impressive unbeaten run? Will Lille tire Everton out on Thursday? How does Neil Warnock get managers jobs? Will I get a Sky subscription?
All will be answered on Sunday.
11 thoughts on “Sixer’s Sofa-bound Soapbox: gritty Sunderland’s luck rides Crystal Palace bluster”
I had to wait until Tuesday morning to find out the result and then watch a rerun of the game – no way was I going to get out of bed at 3.00am, after recent performances.
Was impressed, though, with the way that GP’s back to basics campaign worked out.
Not pretty, but resolute and it made a pleasant change to see us create more chances than a home side and then take 3 of them.
Still waiting, though, for MS’s view on matters now that he has rid himself of the Jonah tag!
Phil: I was going to do a substitute Soapbox until Pete rattled out his from Horan’s settee. I did mine at ESPN of course – http://www.espnfc.com/club/sunderland/366/blog/post/2126481/premier-league-sunderland-hit-reset-on-the-record-books-in-a-3-1-win-over-crystal-palace – but have been back to retract the charge of “fumble” against Pants. Just the way it looked from the stand
Thanks, I’d read that before I commented but had noted that it was attributed to “ESPN Staff” (which I assumed was a euphemism for a picked up agency report from elsewhere) trather than your goodself, so thought yours would follow at some point.
Odd that, Phil. It had my name on the ‘taster’ but becomes ESPN staff when you click to expand to the full article or go straight to it via the link I used above.
I watched it on Sky too. It was a dreadful game, as poor as I have seen all season. I can’t help wondering what would have happened if the first minute penalty had been given?
That said, it was three precious points, and it must help confidence.
I generally agree with Pete’s summary. JO’S was immense, Van A was our best player until his injury [ albeit he was very lucky to get away with that awful challenge ] Fletcher looks sharp, and needs better service.
Wickham might as well not have been playing. Why Poyet plays him on the left defeats me. Vergini, IMO is a liability, and Gomez and Buckley are hardly PL standard.
We desperately need Giacc and Alvarez fit and playing every week, and Poyet needs to strengthen in January, otherwise we will need another miracle in the New Year.
Amazing to see 3 goals of such quality among a performance as poor as that.
Regarding the 3 missed penalties in the 90’s did we not score one and miss 2? I’m sure I remember Martin Scott getting the winner.
I have a better question. If ‘Sunderland own goals’ finishes top of the Premier League charts do we get the golden boot?
Just what is Fabio Borini thinking? He could have been playing at Selhurst Park last night, he’s now playing in the Bernabeu. Has the boy no ambition?
what absolute bollocks
Is there a considered response, too?
I too watched on SKY as an earlier hospital appointment precluded a visit to Selhurst Park. There were a few fans lurking around the Hammersmith area at 1500, no doubt jetting juiced. A decent enough performance I thought but I can’t rid myself of the continual fear that every time the opposition get the ball a disaster is just waiting to happen. The players look nervy and afraid of making a mistake. Maybe a couple of wins will eradicate this.
I accept Sunderland were clearly nervous and lack confidence on the ball. Hardly surprising after the last twogames gbut we stuck to it, we defended very well and apart from a plethra of corners Palace only managed one shot on target and that was saved brilliantly by the big fella, he certainly is commanding in the air and given a good run will inspire confidence in the defenders when the high ball is played. Their keeper was by far the busier and we scored 3 very good and deserved goals. It wasn’t as stated above a classic performance and a certain amount of fortune was involved, but the victory was deserved and after the first 25 second the ref had a great game. Interseting in SA we had Kilbane as the expert commentary and I thought his comments we fair and intersting
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