After the deluge: Sixer’s Manchester City Soapbox looks for sunny spells

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It could have been worse.

Somehow, Sergio Aquero failed to slide the ball into the net, allowing John O’Shea and Sebastian Coates to scramble the ball clear. If that had gone in it would have been 5-0 to the visitors and the clatter of seats as fans departed for their cars or the pubs near the ground would have been deafening.

No doubt some did leave at half time not to return, but most came back in order to admire a City side that looked like a beautifully prepared unit with hardly a weak link, a bit like those smooth-running Audi diesel cars that have such low emissions. Of course, it was also a side that was smarting from home defeats to Juventus and West Ham.

The win was routine, their forward play was outstanding and our defending was catastrophic.

Jake: 'it gets harder and harder for Sixer to climb into it'
Jake: ‘it gets harder and harder for Sixer to climb into it’

Let’s look for positives – and, surprisingly enough, there are some. For the first 20 minutes we gave them a game. The opening was bright and had them on the back foot. The players, particularly those who Advocaat has brought in recently, those who play the European way, buzzed around and played some pacy and skilful stuff.

Even after going a goal down, we were by no means out of the game. Borini had what looked to be a perfectly good goal disallowed and Toivonen forced an excellent save out of Caballero, the only clear reserve in the City team. Unfortunately, from the resultant corner, City went straight down and scored at the other end.

There was an encouraging display from DeAndre Yedlin at right back. He fits into the Advocaat mould far better than Billy Jones, getting forward quickly and tackling further up the field. He is small but, as Julian and Sandy would say, perfectly formed and his background emphasises the melting pot that is the USA – African American, Dominican, Native American on his father’s side, Latvian Jewish on his mothers. Billy Jones comes from Shrewsbury so there may be some Welsh in his.

M’Vila worked hard and it was his raking pass that put Borini in. Unlike Defoe in the last two games, he put this one away, but Roger East brought it back for a “push” on Nicolas Otamendi when it seemed to me and most of the crowd, that the £35m defender had fallen over. Borini looked more effective through the middle with his pace and strength unsettling the City defence at times.

Cattermole did well in the second half, although the game was beyond us by then. He showed a much more careful approach to his tackling and he closed down well. Maybe he and M’Vila could form a midfield partnership.

A special hand to the stewards who had the misfortune to have to chase two 12-year-olds who ran around on the pitch for no apparent reason other than they are wee s*****. One of the boys in yellow had a turn of speed and a tackle that the England Rugby Union boys may want to employ against Wales on Saturday.

Alas, the negatives far outweigh the positives, starting with the goalkeeper. Poor Mannone looks but a shadow of the player who performed heroics 18 months ago as we stayed up and got to Wembley. Beaten at his near post for the second, he managed to flap at a centre from Sagna, and then see the subsequent shot from Sterling hit the post and bounce off him into the net. It may be a wise move to recall Pickford from Preston and send Mannone to Millwall or Mantua. If Pantilimon is injured, I have little faith in the Italian.

Playing behind a defence that is as porous as a ream of blotting paper (showing my age here) doesn’t help. Van Aanholt gave away the penalty for the first goal with a needlessly clumsy tackle on the edge of the box (ie not a penalty but a free kick if M Salut’s scrutiny of replays was correct ). Mr East consulted his assistant, who gave it straight away and Aquero does not miss a gift.

For the second goal, the pace of De Bruyne and Sterling was too much for us as they broke up field and the £55m Belgian finished with a crisp shot. Poor goalkeeping and a lack of pace in getting back did for us there.
Goal 3 was a disaster for poor Mannone and for the fourth, holding your hand up in the forlorn hope that the £49m Sterling might be offside does not constitute a defensive tactic.

Individuals to be singled out in this section are van Aanholt for his part in goals 1 and 4, where again he looked a poor defender and not a great deal better pushing on. Rodwell was awful throughout the first half and was replaced by Cattermole at the half. Here is a player who was, to quote Dave Cam, pig lover, dining club member and part time PM when talking about Tony Blair, “the future once”. Not now. Yet another insipid performance from a player who cost £10m and whose agent should be putting out feelers to see if anyone in the Championship is interested in taking him.

City are a light years away from us. They brought on an 18-year-old (Patrick Roberts) who cost them £11m from Fulham. They had a three man forward line that cost the staggering sum of £139m so it is hardly surprising that they are expected to win the League this year – and with flair.

How can clubs like ours possibly compete against that?

The answer is we cannot. On Saturday, battered and bruised, we head for Old Trafford, where Van Gaal has spent £97.75m on new players over the latest window. Another chasm yawns between a club that draws its support from its immediate community and one that has a world-wide fan base whose understanding of the balance that the English league once had is non-existent. I travel with little hope other than the chance of a decent pint in The Marble Arch.

Jake: 'I said "God help us" and tonight shows why I'm an atheist'
Jake: ‘I said “God help us” and tonight shows why I’m an atheist’

11 thoughts on “After the deluge: Sixer’s Manchester City Soapbox looks for sunny spells”

  1. Sixer. It’s VW not Audi!

    The penalty was outside the box.

    Our version of PVA is the only one that doesn’t seem to hold anything together.

  2. Our defence is non existent, we can now score goals (piss poor officials allowing) but not as many as our defence leak.

    City and the like are now leagues ahead of us, in a different world on a different planet in a universe far far away!!!!!

    However does this stop player professionalism? Some of the passing last night was atrocious for supposed pros. We gifted four goals, well taken though they were. It is a different game now but Southampton, Swansea, Stoke (FFS), show that the big boys don’t always get it their own way.

    We have a recent history of any struggling big club (Spurs) or newcomers (Bournemouth) or an individual player (Collymore at Villa) needing a kick start to their season, just play Sunderland.

    Same old, same old, the definition of madness do the same thing and expect a different outcome.

  3. Looks like Manone had a bit of a stinker…

    I know Advocaat likes to play attacking, but he must realise that our defence is simply not good enough for his tactics.

  4. I know it seem like picking at straws as you have rightly said City are light years away from us now, a Team we beat 3-1 in the first ever completive game at the SOL but how poor are Referees especially when playing one of the so called Big Teams.
    Roger East is something like a cartoon character walking around the pitch in his own little world, he gives a foul in the box as a player from a Big Team would never try to win a Penalty, he disallows a goal for us as a player from a Big Team would never try con a referee that they had been fouled to stop an equalizer, but even better he waves play on after Sterling miss controls a ball up onto his arms because he’s too good (and from a Big Team) for that so it must be ball to hand

  5. I don’t understand the FFP rule (as I don’t understand the offside rule), but how can Man City be spending these vast sums of money? Salary caps and transfer spending caps have to be introduced. How can Man City derive any pleasure from winning the title, they are virtually in a league of one?

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