Hutch’s Patch: Rob’s one word player ratings from the Emirates

Rob Hutchison, succinct as ever, gives his single word assessments of those who donned the green and gold at Arsenal yesterday. This was one of our better defeats, if there can be such a thing, and to quote Rob the scoreline was unreflective of a great performance. He is also critical of the Arsenal fans saying “never seen such a sterile home crowd as they win 3-1.” Highbury the Library had a great ring to it. Best I can come up with for the Rupert and Monty set who turn up to Ashburton Grove is The Emirates Inanimates.

Rob: one word will suffice
Rob: one word will suffice

Here’s how Rob saw things:

Pants 6 adequate

Pva 6 sharp
O’Shea 6 focussed
Kaboul 7 composed
Coates 6 disciplined
Yedlin 5 stretched

Toivonen 6 improving
M’Vila 8 authoritative
Borini 4 flat
Watmore 7 handful
Fletcher 6 boisterous

Johnson 5 impactless
Rodwell 5 anon
Lens 5 wasteful

Big Sam 7 astute

Jake says "we deserved something"
Jake thinks “we deserved something”

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