Sixer’s Man Utd Soapbox: new boys show their class

Jake: We did win, we did....
Jake: We did win, we did….
Malcolm Dawson writes……….before the game they were showing highlights of the 6-0 win over West Ham in 1977 on the big screen. The two lads who sit next to me, both under 20, commented that they weren’t even born when that game was played. Cue a history lesson as I told them how after a record run of games without a goal, we scored 6 in consecutive games against the Wests – Brom and Ham and that following on from the 4-0 demolition of the Smogmonsters of Middlesbrough. I told them how by the second week of February we had only won two league games but went on to win another nine and draw another five. Of course it ended with the farcical affair of Highfield Road and I told them how after a delayed kick off, the late Jimmy Hill contrived to get news of our defeat at Everton on the last night of the season put up on the big screen and announced over the tannoy, allowing Coventry and Bristol City to go through the motions for the last twenty minutes and settle for a 2-2 draw, knowing that defeat for either side would see them relegated instead of Sunderland. Well we have to do what we can to educate the young folks and keep our resentment festering. It’s only 39 years – far too soon to forget. Of course the point I was really making was that during their time watching Sunderland AFC they have become used to seeing “The Great Escape” on a regular basis but that sometimes a massive turn round in form isn’t enough to keep us up. Wonder if they’ve asked to move seats yet! On the drive in, Pete Sixsmith and I agreed that a win was essential to our survival hopes but that it was achievable against a faltering Manchester United. And so it turned out and yet again history repeats itself because having resigned ourselves to relegation, we sense the shoots of optimism spring up to give us hope. West Ham’s two late goals, Chelsea’s demolition of the Mags, Watford’s victory at Selhurst Park and The Saints’ win at Swansea did us no harm either. And Liverpool’s six nil thrashing of the Villa today How did Sixer rate yesterday’s performance? Read on to find out.


Fifty plus years ago, when M Salut and I were first starting on this lifelong odyssey of following Sunderland, the taking of a corner was a great thing at Roker Park. Up would step Harry Hooper or Brian Usher or George Mulhall to knock the ball to the area around the penalty spot, whereupon a huge crag of a man would scatter opposition defenders as if they were confetti blowing in the wind and thump the ball with his mighty forehead into the net. This happened several times a game.

When he wasn’t doing this, he was heading the ball clear at the other end and as far as I can remember, no centre forward ever scored a headed goal at Roker between 1961 and 1966. He even protected the younger players in the team, once throwing a particularly dirty Leeds United centre forward called Ian Lawson, over the Main Stand and into the car park of The New Derby pub.
Of course, this Desperate Dan figure was Charlie Hurley, a man whose name has the same impact on Sunderland supporters of a certain vintage as Randolph Scott’s does on the citizens of Rock Ridge in Blazing Saddles.

It may be that memories are somewhat exaggerated as I slip into my dotage, but we have never had a centre half since who has come near The King for sheer physical strength. There have been some good ones – Jeff Clarke, Shaun Elliott, Jody Craddock – and some very good ones – Dave Watson was a better footballer than Charlie and John O’Shea is of a different generation – but none had that raw power and determination that the Dagenham born Irishman had.

Until Saturday that was when Lamine Kone gave the closest I have seen to a Charlie Hurley tribute act. Not only in defence, where he tackled and headed with an intensity that if he had been with us since July, would have had us sitting comfortably in the safety of mid table and thinking of whether we could catch Southampton or West Ham, but also in attack where he scored the winner and had a tremendous shot pushed over the bar by De Gea. But more than that, it was the goal he scored. He powered his way through a crowded penalty area, gave Chris Smalling the slip (I wonder how Roy Hodgson felt about that) and powered a downward header which beat De Gea for pace and frightened Anthony Martial so much that he kicked it on to De Gea’s back rather than try to stop it.

The crowd, already noisy, erupted and George In Front turned to look at me and we said in unison “Charlie Hurley.” It took us back to the days of standing on the terraces, black football boots and players who stayed at clubs for years, as well as Waggon Wheels, “peanuts, tanner a bag” and a pink Football Echo.

Kone joins a select band of players including Harry Hood, Clive Walker and John Mullin, who have scored the winning goal against The Red Devils in a home victory. This was the first win over United at The Stadium of Light in a league match (we regularly beat them in the Football League Cup) and was by the best performance and by far the best win of Sam Allardyce’s time on Wearside. We had pace and verve and control on Saturday, things that have been missing for ages in our first team. The pace and verve came mainly from Wahbi Khazri who scored early on from a free kick (when did we last do that?) and who marauded down the wings to great effect. He can defend as well and looks like an excellent acquisition who may well prove to be that little bit of extra that we need to begin to climb away from the relegation zone. He seems keen to establish himself in the team and to make a real name for himself and if we can do a Southampton and get a couple of good seasons out of him before making a healthy profit on the deal, we will all be well pleased.

He was one of 14 players who gave their all for the club on what turned out to be a good day for Sunderland. De Andre Yedlin came in at right back and seized the initiative from the first minute. His enthusiastic forward running was always a threat to United and he handled Martial well enough, refusing to be drawn into a careless tackle inside or outside the box.

As seen by Jake
As seen by Jake
He was aided by a massive performance by John O’Shea in the middle of the back four. What a very good player he is and what a very good leader. Watch him talking to players – although whether Kone or M’Vila have a clue what he is saying is a moot point – and it is all encouragement. His tackling and heading were outstanding and he thoroughly deserved his man of the match award.

Losing Jan Kirkhhoff was a major disappointment and the arrival of Jack Rodwell was hardly welcomed with great enthusiasm by the crowd but the former England man did a very solid job alongside Cattermole. M’Vila dropped into the anchor role and Rodwell spent the second half picking up Juan Mata, United’s sole creative player. The Spaniard faded in the second half, mostly due to Rodwell’s persistent nagging away at him.

Jake - "Jan having a break in Dubai to sort out his hamstring"
Jake – “Jan having a break in Dubai to sort out his hamstring”

The other home debutant was Dame N’Doye, who took the Danny Graham default position on the right wing and did it far better than Danny (yet to score for Blackburn I notice). When he moved into the middle after Defoe went off, he looked much more comfortable and could, perhaps should have scored, when he was played in. But he too looked interested and kept on going until the end.

We have lost Fletcher, Graham, Coates and Johnson and replaced them with N’Doye, Khazri, Kirchoff and Kone. And we lost the transfer window………….?

The win was so important for us and we now have some hope (insert “It’s the” before hope and “I can’t stand” after) especially as the other results could not have been much better – maybe if West Ham had got a winner, but that is being greedy. There seemed to be more self-belief in the players and that transmitted itself to the crowd who encouraged rather than groaned and who gave rousing ovations as players went off and came on.

However (there’s always one of those) we need to remember that we were playing a Manchester United side that was one paced, lacked a genuine forward and was shaky at the back. Even the usually very impressive keeper had a poor game. Their fans were quiet by their standards and they seem to know that Van Gaal’s time is up. He has built nothing in his two years, something with which we are all too familiar. He won’t be there after May.

The day was rounded off as we all chuckled at the spectacular capitulation of Steve McClaren and his Merry Men at Stamford Bridge. There’s another one who will be gone by May – it could be even earlier.

We have a chance now. I thought that if we lose this one and away to West Ham, that’s it and Burton Albion here we come. I now think that, if we continue to play like this, we could win another five games and draw a couple which would give us sufficient points to start next season in the self-styled “Best League in the World.” This was the kind of game you want to see – and hopefully in fifty years’ time, supporters will be hailing a new Lamine Kone and fondly remembering the man who led us to back to back Premier League titles. Now where is that medicine Nurse?

17 thoughts on “Sixer’s Man Utd Soapbox: new boys show their class”

  1. Excellent article but must take issue on one point. In terms of sheer power, not even Charlie matched Dave Watson. First time I saw him was away at Watford. He was playing centre forward and standing near the centre spot. From our goal kick, he headed the ball towards Billy Hughes on the wing. Hughes looked on amazed as the ball flew about six feet over his head into the crowd.

  2. Seriously guys. Music aside. I now believe Sam Allardyce has taken over, and Sunderland AFC are taking off. In Sam I trust. Good players brought in. Dead wood sent out. A few transfer windows with his Knouse. We will be okay.

  3. The Guardian in the guise of Louise Taylor tips us to stay up and Villa, Norwich and Swansea to go down. Hopefully, one of the bird teams escapes to be replaced by another bird team – and I don’t mean Eagles or Throstles.

    • Pete, I love the Guardian, not because they tip us to stay up, but they are generally a cut above my other source the bleeding Daily Mail. lol

  4. Fiction: We never score from free kicks. FACT: We Do Now.

    Fiction: We never score from corners. FACT: We Do Now.

    Fiction: We’re going down. FACT: NO WE’RE NOT.

    • Kate Rusby, Rab Noakes, Brinsley Forde, Captain Sensible, John Lydon, Paul Weller, Paul Potts, Vic Reeves, Al Stewart, Brian Protheroe, Paul Vigrass, Judi Tzuke, Cara Dillon, Niamh Parsons Pat Kane (Hue and Cry), Colin Blunstone, Sir Van Morrison, Karen Matheson – the list is endless.

      Look at these three if they’re new to you

      Niamh Parsons – the purest of voices:

      Brian Protheroe – great song from the 70s:

      Hue and Cry:

      and such a shame that Duncan Browne, Sandy Denny, Amy Winehouse and Joe Strummer are no longer with us:

      • Oops. Sorry to say we here have no time for Paul Weller. I believe he said (at one time in his active life) “The Only good thing about a Mike Oldfield song was the end”. Ouch, I love Mike Oldfield.
        But the names in your list = Colin Blunstone stands out immediately. Does anyone agree that Van Morrison – Have I told You Lately is a lovely song, and Rod Stewart – Have I Told You Lately is an aweful somg?
        I will be at a Rick Wakeman concert this weekend. Soldout. Still loving my team 210 miles away from where I am. Assured that my colleagues. Like excellent music and not the trash served up by the BBC.

      • Thank you for that support. The reason I did not choose Caroline was I met a 17 year old girl, and refused to go anywhere with her. I was after all married. We have met a few times since, and she cannot understand why I rebuked my chance with her. But, I was only able to meet her on pool night, and I had a wife at home. Age difference. But, for me Robert Wyatt is a better voice of England than Boy George anyday.

  5. Wonderful report as usual. I was impressed. Best team performance for years imho. On current form we will stay up, 2 difficult games to come. Does anyone else feel that Sam Allardyce is perfect for our club?
    He was always said to play negative, but he has not done that here. He seems tactically aware, and certainly has improved our Left Hand Side. Yedlin & N’Doye did pretty good on the right also, but not as good as Khasri & Aarnholt on the left.
    Tightened up at the back. Moved on some dead wood. I would say we look good at the moment.
    But, this is Sunderland we are talking about. Fingers crossed.

  6. Kone’s power for the header similar to Big Sam against us on Boxing Day a very long time ago !
    We look like a team now , and players have confidence , loved Borini’s flick and run round his man

  7. I bet there was not fan in the stadium, over 55 , who did not think immediately of King Charlie when Kone scored the winner. Shame they gave it as an own goal but not in my eyes.

  8. The medicine is where it always is, at the back of the glass cabinet behind the shaving brush. It is called ‘Optimiseris Hopeus’
    Great also to see a proper dead ball specialist as noted in the excellent commentary by Darren Fletcher, weakly supported by Mr M Owen.

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