Joe Kinnear and Jacques Chirac: pardoning their French

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Salut! Sunderland is never less than scrupulously fair in its dealings with Newcastle United, so you would expect all those connected with it to show the same spirit of even-handedness in their professional lives.

Even so, readers might be interested to see how it is possible to link Joe Kinnear and his outburst aimed at sports hacks and the former French president Jacques Chirac (see, Joe, others get it even worse than you from the tabloids..)

This is how I did it in a column headlined “Never again moments” for The National in Abu Dhabi (I preferred “Pardon their French” for the online version)……..

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Soapbox: same old Wenger, always moaning

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Salut! Sunderland finds itself divided on the issue of foul-mouthed Joe. I’ve had my say elsewhere (see The Giles Coren approach to football management); Pete has more sympathy and sees a case for reptile eradication. But when it comes to Arsène Wenger, his understanding of the pressures managers face quickly reaches its limit…

Which piece of manager speak do you find more offensive?

Is it Irish/Cockney Joe with his rather candid four letter observations on the North East press? I must confess that I thoroughly enjoyed the Guardian transcript which printed the offending words in full. I had it photocopied and distributed it to friends and foes alike and much mirth was had, believe me.

I can see Kinnear’s logic; let’s create a siege mentality similar to the Crazy Gang at Wimbledon, “no-one likes us we don’t care”, that kind of thing. A few swear words and an attack on the reptiles of the press might just work.

Or is it the intellectual rubbish spouted by Arsène Whinger? I’ve rarely heard a more offensive press conference than the one he did after Saturday’s game.

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Against modern football? SuperKev and a salutary tale

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Roy Keane thought we were outstanding against Arsenal yesterday, and Salut! Sunderland is inclined to agree. But first it has something it needs to get off its chest….

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a year, a good Friend in the North declares that he’s had enough of the money-drenched, elitist, screw-the-fans game and won’t be renewing his season ticket come summer.

So far he has always succumbed to the pull of lifelong devotion and accepted the creeping nastiness of football as a price he’s still prepared to pay for keeping the faith and maintaining his love affair with Sunderland AFC. This season, he’s said it again, and early enough to make you think his disenchantment may just about be complete.

I leave it to my pal to decide whether to expand on that summary of his position. But in a modest contribution to the debate on whether those involved in running modern clubs are routinely, or increasingly, excluding fans from meaningful engagement – beyond gleefully taking their money, of course – the case of Salut! Sunderland, Birmingham City and Kevin Phillips may be worth considering.

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Who are we?

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Salut! Sunderland is always on the cadge, asking fans of other clubs to preview our games against them – there isn’t much point asking the clubs themselves for help, as you’ll see when I get round to telling the dispiriting tale of Salut!, SuperKev and Birmingham City.

Today the boot is on the other foot.

A slick Gooner site called Arsenal Insider asked if we’d do the honours for them, and the results have just been published at this link. Not sure why they thought they were talking to a Hull fan about a match against Sunderland – click on the picture – but there you go.

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Who are you? we’re the Gunners

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One of the more delicious snippets to be found in Sunderland AFC’s glory-and-gloom history is that when Charles Buchan was signed from SAFC by Arsenal in 1925, the Gunners’ boss Herbert Chapman was chuffed to bits at being able to beat down the asking price from £4,000 to £2,000 plus £100 for every goal scored in his first season. Charles responded by scoring 21, thereby increasing the fee Sunderland had sought to £4,100.

But fast forward to 2008. And bugger Hull! Just when we might have thought it was a good time to get stuck into Arsenal, the Humberside upstarts produce what will presumably be a rare upset this season, beating them at the Emirates (all the more impressive because far from wasting time at the end, Hull just kept on pressing forward at every opportunity). That leaves many of us fearing the worst for Saturday.
Mike Amos*, a giant among North-eastern journalists, comes from Shildon, smack in the territory always claimed by Sunderland as “County Durham’s team”. He has supported the Lads, keeps a soft spot indeed. But he supports Arsenal, regards another Charlie as his hero and has a matchday prediction calculated to break our hearts. One of the images is of him, the other – from the estimable charlesbuchansfootballmonthly site, is not……

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If you want to know when the earth really moved, it was that afternoon in the spring of 1971 when the lank Charlie George fired inside Tommy Lawrence’s right-hand post and, double won, prostrated himself on the Wembley turf to see what happened next. The picture still hangs on my office wall; that night in the Bloomsbury Park Hotel was a bit seismic, too. She was only the Lord Lieutenant’s daughter….

Me dad was from Muswell Hill, that’s why. Posted to Catterick, he married me mam on condition that they stopped in Shildon, her birthplace. The Queen’s Own Cameron Highlanders were infantry, but she couldn’t stop him being a Gunner.

He first took us on Sept 1 1956, 4-1 against West Brom, five bob on the North Bank. I can still see Jack Kelsey in goal, still taste the ham sandwich, still remember relishing the feeling of filial pride.

I was Jack Kelsey for a couple of years after that but then, perfidiously, became Reg Matthews. Probably it was something to do with the fact that Reg Matthews had a yellow polo neck jumper and so had I, though his probably didn’t have patches on the elbows or a hole from a Bonfire Night banger.

For all that, for all that early and unalloyed allegiance, I saw far more of Sunderland and shouted more for them, too.

It was just what happened in our late teens, four or five of us in a Morris Minor and great queues down Houghton Cut. It was the era of Montgomery, Irwin, Ashurst and so forth but the real excitement was that Colin Nelson, the reserve full back, was a pharmacist who sometimes did locum work at the shop on my milk round in Shildon.

No matter that chemists didn’t very often start their shift at 7am, I always looked out for Lord Nelson. Last I heard he was in Redcar, though probably prescribing no longer.

I remember the Man United cup games, raw days on the Roker End. I remember thinking that Nick Sharkey was underrated and being delighted when he scored five. I remember, a few years later, getting so drunk after the 1973 FA Cup final that I fell in a heap off a barstool. The party just carried on.

I remember, very much more recently, having two hours in the company of the late Ian Porterfield and realising, not for the first time, what wonderful people many of these “old” players were. None, incidentally, is more charming, personable or utterly approachable than Charlie Hurley.

But always there was Arsenal, always the notion that paternal blood was thicker than Roker water, always the rather enjoyable feeling of being different and the hope that the bairns would be “different”, too.

Apart from that FA Cup semi-final against Sunderland, the match in which Jeff Blockley conclusively proved that a lump of wood really would have been better at the heart of defence, it’s never caused a problem.

I suppose that, if pushed, I might even suppose that Sunderland were my “second” team. They could never replace Arsenal in my affections, though. They never had Charlie George.

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Soapbox: the Yanks have arrived. Yeehah!!

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Ian Todd, founder of the London and Southern England branch of the SAFC Supporters’ Association and as knowledgeable about the club as most, raised questions about Ellis Short, the Irish-American who has taken a majority stake in the club, in a comment attached to a recent piece by Pete Sixsmith. Pete offers a few more of his own thoughts……

As usual, Ian Todd, in his response to what I wrote last week regarding the investment from the USA, makes a number of cogent points.

I have conflicting views about anything from the USA. Many years ago I was part of a teacher exchange programme, jointly funded by HM Govt, the US Govt and the Fulbright Foundation. I spent four months living and working in Northern Virginia, just inside the Beltway that separates the Nation’s Capital from the real people who make up the population of this huge country.

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Soap: work in progress

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All in all, it was a decent day out. Pete Sixsmith enjoyed the pleasures of Lichfield – pork scratchings and Pedigree – and the sunshine of the Midlands in late summer. Even the disappointment of defeat at Villa Park failed to usher in clouds of despair. It was a good performance against a team on the rise…….

Aston Villa are clearly flavour of the month as far as the national media are concerned. They are seen as a possible contender for the top four, have a manager who is good copy and are within two hours of London.

That might explain why everything I have read in the national press and seen and heard on TV and radio has been geared towards Villa and how effective they were and how Young, Agbonlahor and Davies should be in Capello’s next squad for the games against Kazakhstan and Belarus.

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