“When 47,000 Mackems booed me”

JoesIf Don Hutchison, Kevin Phillips, Lee Clark and Allan Johnston ever felt they could have done with a spot of advice on how to handle the odd jeer or two from Sunderland supporters, Joe Simpson would have been the man to turn to. He knows what it is like.

Joe has never played for Newcastle, still less supported them. To the best of his knowledge, he has committed no other crime against Sunderland.

And yet he didn’t mind a bit being singled out for attention during the opening match of the 2001-2002 season, against Ipswich, at the Stadium of Light.

Invited onto the pitch to make the halftime lottery draw. Joe was introduced as “evil Alex Swinton”. The 47,370 crowd – does my headline underestimate the Ipswich support by suggesting they brought 370? – rose to the bait with a chorus of what he calls “pantomime booing”.

But they would not have barracked him for real. Despite the strong echoes of Manchester in his accent – he was only six when his mainly moved here from Peterlee – Joe is a wholehearted Sunderland fan.

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Hammer blow

Looking up the Premiership results yesterday, my main concern was to know which teams we would be playing next season …

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All the president’s men: in Red and White

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Talk about keeping the faith.

Not even at the start of last season, but four straight defeats into it, Steve Cram – ace distance champion, BBC athletics commentator and president of the London and Southern England branch of the Sunderland Supporters’ Association – decided to have a flutter.

He did not put a fiver on when Niall Quinn might sack himself as manager, or on the identity of the man who’d replace him. He put it – and this will strike a chord with our new sponsor Boylesports – on Sunderland winning promotion. And got odds of 25-1.

The winnings paid for a decent weekend away. Steve does not say what his fellow talking head at Radio 5 Live, Mike Costello, did with his (and Mike, though not a SAFC fan, got 28-1 by shopping around).

Steve, as you might imagine, is thoroughly chuffed at the way things turned out. If you choose to read on, you will see how supporting the Lads has brought him much grief, too, entertaining as some of that grief happens to be.

I propose to leave the original article, as slightly amended by me when I posted it here, largely untouched. This is the update.

Steve kept the box he has had since Roker Park. He became gloomy, but not unduly so, in the miserable recent past, and he still admires Bob Murray for his legacy of stadium and Academy, while fully believing the time had come for a change at the top.

His dad, the retired bobby, is alive and well and is the box’s most regular user. Daughter Josephine – she would prefer me to call her Josie, I gather – and son Marcus are away at school, respectively 17 and 14 now, and both still follow the team, Josie rather more fervently than her brother.

In a school where not all her peers necessarily share her passion for football, she has persuaded an Everton-supporting head of house to make sure the common room TV is switched to Sky when Sunderland are on. She has also made Leeds her first university choice, to make trips back for games all the easier.

And Steve is buzzing about the season to come, but considers that, well as the squad did in the season just finished, Roy Keane needs to make several key acquisitions if we are to become a seriously competing top 10 sort of side.

“There are no guarantees people he brings in will perform for us as well as they have elsewhere,” he reminds us. “But Keane has such stature in the game that good players will want to come rather than having to be persuaded with the carrot of lots of money.”

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On hailing the colossus

It is not often that a football supporter, even one who writes for a living, is given the best part of a page in a national newspaper to rattle on about his team.Mos1 But I was convinced such an article would be of interest to people in Ireland, so sent off e-mails to the Irish Examiner (which is always associated with Roy Keane’s home territory of Cork), Irish Times and – because of the handy coincidence of a Sunday game to decide the championship – the Irish Mail on Sunday.Mos2

If no one had responded from any of those papers, I would have kept trying until I was down to the smallest, most parochial weekly rag in the land. That’s on top of approaches to radio stations, which led to a brief appearance on BBC Radio Ulster, where I naturally took care to mention Jonny Evans.

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CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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From THIS

Coca-Cola Football League Championship

Aug 28 2006
Team P W D L F A GD PTS
23 Sunderland 5 1 0 4 6 9 -3 3
24 Hull City (21) 5 0 1 4 3 8 -5 1

To THIS

May 6 2007

Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS
1 Sunderland 46 15 4 4 38 18 12 3 8 38 29 29 88
2 Birmingham 46 15 5 3 37 18 11 3 9 30 24 25 86
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3 Derby 46 13 6 4 33 19 12 3 8 29 27 16 84
4 West Brom 46 14 4 5 51 24 8 6 9 30 31 26 76
5 Wolverhampton 46 12 5 6 33 28 10 5 8 26 28 3 76
6 Southampton 46 13 6 4 36 20 8 6 9 41 33 24 75
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7 Preston 46 15 4 4 38 17 7 4 12 26 36 11 74 *

Immediately preceded (August 27) by this thoughtful article about Roy Keane’s slim chances of success:
KEANE MIGHT NOT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES

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How to cope with a worry-free weekend

Eighty yards out? A hundred. Back somewhere on the banks of the Wear? You be the judge.

And while reflecting on the differing talents of Carlos Edwards and Simon Crabtree, consider also what a rare thing it is for us Sunderland fans, a nothing to lose last weekend of the season

Of course the championship is still to play for. It’s not in our hands so we must just go out and do the required job against Luton, a side already relegated.

If we do that and Birmingham falter, then we go up with the title, and that would be great.

Just forgive me for not thinking that to be promoted as champions has always been a such a fantastic thing for us. Provided we play well tomorrow, and give the travelling fans the party they deserve, I’ll be perfectly relaxed about finishing second.

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