Wembley and Safe (3): everything’s not all right

Jake is sleeping soundly again
Jake is sleeping soundly again

Jeremy Robson would be the first to acknowledge that he does not suffer fools gladly. Woe betide them, as our old teachers used to say, if the fools are currently wearing our red and white stripes. In an ideal Robson world, football would still be something viewed from the Clock Stand paddock of Roker Park, just to the left of the halfway line. Here’s Jeremy’s very particular take on the ups and downs of the season just ended …

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Wembley and Safe (2): soiling the hands to get at the gleaming coins

Jake is sleeping soundly again
Jake is sleeping soundly again

Colin Randall writes: the Wembley and Bust Safe series will now get more controversial. It is possible to rejoice at our salvation, and acclaim the manner in which is was achieved, while considering the season as a whole, with obvious moments of exception, to have been dire. Rob Hutchison did modify his review after the victory over West Brom. I wonder how he’d change it again after joining the London and SE branch of the SAFC Supporters’ Association for the train journey to the final game …

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Sixer’s Swansea Soapbox: out of tune with a disappointing swansong

Jake: 'there you are; the last one of the season'
Jake: ‘there you are; the last one of the season’

Pete Sixsmith, whose post-match reports have brightened these pages since time began, shares his thoughts on the match that didn’t really matter -except that we all wanted the Lads to finish on a high, finish 12th and send the fans home not just relieved but happy. Swansea had other ideas and we couldn’t do a thing about it …

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Sixer’s Sevens: SAFC 1 Swansea 3. After all those Lord Mayor’s shows …

Pete Sixsmith: seven words, no more, no less
Pete Sixsmith: seven words, no more, no less

We might have guessed. Pete Sixsmith did. His seven-word verdict was sent with the second half little more than 10 minutes old, when Wilfried Bony was given as much time as he needed to place a shot that Vito Mannine made a halfhearted attempt to save. In off the post. One-three and the goal Fabio Borini had just scored to give Sunderland a chance of at least a draw. Luckily, the work had been done in the previous five games. So Altidore came on, hit one chance wide, tumbled over in another good position and looked in vain for a penalty. In the end, it was back to where we were before safety was secured. Oh well, this is Sunderland after all – and I believe someone got the right answer in the Guess the Score …

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Wembley and Safe: Observing Sunderland, hailing Kidderminster & Carlisle fans, not Newcastle’s

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There seems nothing out of context about adding a Pete Sixsmith assessment of the season early: Sixer will, as happens every season, round up the Wembley and Safe series once it has run its course. But this is the slot where he tells the readership of Britain’s best newspaper (daily or Sunday), The Observer*, what he has made of what he has seen. His impressions changed towards the end of the season. Imagine what this would have looked like had Pete written it a month ago …

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Wembley and Safe: (1) skies smiling at me after incredible SAFC season

Jake is sleeping soundly again
Jake is sleeping soundly again

Monsieur Salut writes: the series is here. I know I said at Salut! Sunderland, and at ESPN, that it would wait until after the final game. But that was because the two contributions I’d so far received were negative, one more than the other. It did not seem right, after so astonishing an escape won on merit, to precede what is now a relaxed end-of-season party with gloomy recriminations about what went on before. Salut! Sunderland‘s erudite deputy editor, Malcolm Dawson, has changed my mind. His piece is realistic but upbeat, difficult as any Sunderland fan could be the latter about events from August to mid-April apart from the cup runs and derby wins.

There’s plenty of room for criticism and the next instalment will prove it. But for now, the last game still awaited, let us hear how Malcolm approached the season’s denouement …

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The final ‘Who are You?’: a Swansea soft spot for Mackems

Jake demands answers
Jake demands answers

So another season just about over and, along with it, our relegation near-miss and this generally good, occasionally great series. Salut! Sunderland salutes the great band of opposing supporters who have given their time to answering our questions. The awards are coming soon; the judges have had a shortlist selected by Monsieur Salut since before the Man U game. But they are not bound by it and may well choose one of the last three ‘Who are You?’s, which have been uniformly excellent, among their winners. And now let’s welcome back Jim White*, who sits on the board of the Swans Trust (Twitter address: @swansinfo) and knows his stuff inside out …

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