The return of Keir’s Player Ratings: Seb’s his star against West Ham

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After being silenced by family commitments – and perhaps a spot of homework from school – young Keir Bradwell returns belatedly to action with his Sunderland ratings from the West Ham game (sorry Hammers, our players only; if I were marking yours, Song would be the star man, followed by Downing – Ed). Compare and contrast with the considered verdict of Pete Sixsmith, and the one-word ratings of Rob Hutchison

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Hutch’s Patch: grim one-word ratings after Manchester City walloping

Jake: all fours and fives except for Catts
Jake: all fours and fives except for Catts

Rob Hutchison is a glass half-full kind of man. But he struggled to find much reason to applaud what he saw from the Sunderland side’s uneven contest with the aristos of Man City. Lee Cattermole got closest to a good rating but even his 6/10 reflects a display way short of what he’d produced against Chelsea …

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Keir’s Everton player ratings. Things getting better

Keir-300x175Keir Bradwell has been quick off the mark today, as has his editor, Nic Wiseman. A good performance has resulted in good ratings for most of the squad:

Sunderland 1 – 1 Everton

Pantilimon – 8
Outstanding. He might have done better for their goal, but other than that, he was brilliant. Definitely deserves to keep his place in the side. Particularly impressive against Lukaku in a 1-on-1.

Vergini – 6
Not a stand out performance from Vergini, although he was again pushed out from his centre-back position given the injuries to van Aanholt and Jones. Seemed to deal pretty well with everything that was thrown at him.

O’Shea – 6
Solid. Nothing special but kept a clean sheet from open play.

Brown – 6
See O’Shea. –and almost won it at the end—Ed

Reveillere – 7
Got forward quite often, which was nice to see. Seems like quite an astute addition to the squad. Kept McGeady quiet.

Larsson – 8
I’m far from Larsson’s biggest fan but his free kick today was world class and he seemed very good at harrying the ball down and applying pressure. Impressive.

Bridcutt – 7
Did well. Nothing spectacular and had a few wayward shots, but other than that, did a good job of replacing Cattermole. Was a bit fortunate not to be responsible for a Lukaku goal, though.

Gomez – 7
Could well have seen himself sent off at some point, but was impressive otherwise.

Johnson – 6
I’m a big fan of Johnson but he seemed quite quiet today. Offered little in attack.

Wickham – 7
Aside from the penalty, I thought Wickham was very good today. Easily the most threatening of all of our attackers. Eyebrow raised—Ed

Jake draws it best
Jake draws it best
Fletcher – 6
It was hoped that he’d build on his performance at Palace, but Fletcher was ineffectual today. Should have got on the end of a Buckley cross towards the end of the match.

Buckley – 8

An attacking masterclass. Direct, fast and with a great final ball.

Rodwell – 6
Pretty quiet, was only on the pitch for ten minutes.

Keir’s Player ratings: Rodwell, Johnson and PVA best of a poor bunch

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Keir Bradwell

Monsieur Salut writes: Keir Bradwell‘s “after Len Shackleton” device for his ratings from Southampton – a blank page – divided opinion. This week normal business is restored. I would not quarrel with most of it, save that Larsson’s industry merited a high mark and Wickham was, in truth, no better served than Fletcher …

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Keir’s Player Ratings: hail Ricky Alvarez, ‘my new star after Swansea game’

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Monsieur Salut writes: Keir Bradwell got it the neck here when plonking a 10/10 on Jozy Altidore after the low-scoring American produced a 20-goals-a-season strike against Stoke City. I detected irony but Keir, busy preparing for his 14th birthday tomorrow, hasn’t let on. Happy birthday, old man. Your ratings will never please everyone but nor would anyone else’s. I liked Alvarez, too. I also thought Cattermole had another good game and that Buckley and Jones showed a fair amount of style. So you got at least some of it right according to my own subjective assessment. Apologies to Swansea supporters; Keir’s brief is to mark our players, not yours …

Jake: 'you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind'
Jake: ‘you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind’

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Keir’s Player ratings: QPR 1 Sunderland 0 (and a bit from Birmingham)

Jake: 'you've seen it all, being a Sunderland fan, in a single season, Keir'
Jake: ‘you’ve seen it all, being a Sunderland fan, in a single season, Keir’

Keir Bradwell sums up the players’ individual performances in marks out of 10 for the games at Loftus Road and St Andrew’s a few nights earlier…

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Sunderland 1 Manchester United 1: player ratings, with Buckley a whisker ahead of Catts

Jake gets the point
Jake gets the point

Keir Bradwell was late but not as late as the editor suspected. Just in time for it to appear before the Birmingham City game, his player-by-player assessment of Sunderland’s home debut landed. Here, then, are one young fan’s marks out of 10. Try to remember, this is a subjective exercise. You are not required to agree with all or even any of them …

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Keir’s Sunderland Player Ratings: Catts the imperfect star vs WBA

Jake: 'you've seen it all, being a Sunderland fan, in a single season, Keir'
Jake: ‘you’ve seen it all, being a Sunderland fan, in a single season, Keir’

Our youngest columnist by some margin, Keir Bradwell, quickly follows Pete Sixsmith back into action with the return of his man-by-man SAFC player ratings. You are at liberty to disagree …

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Keir’s Player Ratings: Cardiff’s Bluebirds put to the sword

Jake: maybe life is looking brighter, Keir'
Jake: maybe life is looking brighter, Keir’

Salut’s correspondent between schoolwork, Keir Bradwell, assesses our latest win (not a combination of words we’ve been able to use recently) against relegation rivals, Cardiff…

 

 

 

 

 

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Keir’s Player Ratings: star man Catts, star in making Wickham, calamity Brown

Jake: 'save yourself from a lifetime of misery, Keir'
Jake: ‘save yourself from a lifetime of misery, Keir’

Everton fans who stray here looking for our player-by-player review of their side will be disappointed. This is the slot where Keir Bradwell sums up the contributions of Sunderland’s team, as seen through a 13-year-old’s eyes, and awards marks out of 10 …

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