Steed narrowly misses French callup PLUS Everton ‘Guess the Score’

Don't be a mug, says Jake. Buy One, Win One

I had hoped to bring news that a great favourite of mine, Steed Malbranque, had today been called up for a French friendly against Italy. Shame on Didier Deschamps, the national coach. He admitted that our former midfielder’s magnificent form for Lyon had made him think; clearly not quite enough. He cited his Steed’s – 33 in January – and said: “Today, he’s a very interesting proposition but what about six months or a year from now? … [but] there are no age limits and if he maintains this standard of play I will need to reflect more deeply on the matter”. Hope they lose for want of midfield creativity!

So on to the notorious but fun Salut! Sunderland Guess the Score competition. Everton fans are welcome to take part.

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The Everton Who are You?: ‘how we look forward to playing SAFC!’

Jake asks the question

Wednesday, even late in the day, can seem a bit early for the “Who are You?”. After the Villa defeat, Salut! Sunderland cannot wait to move on, even if modern history makes us approach Everton away with apprehension. Luke O’Farrell* writes about his club and our weekend hosts, Everton, at ESPN Soccernet and at his own blog**. He responds to our questions with commonsense but also confidence, likes us but expects a straightforward home win …

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McCormick’s Craic: more on lies and statistics – and Everton’s wisely spent £40,000

Jake: willed on by an army travelling free?

John McCormick again raises Salut! Sunderland to levels of erudition George Dixon and Monsier Salut’s other hapless teachers would have thought impossible. But it all boils down to Everton romping past us in the FA cup replay thanks not to one of those Leon Osman ‘fall over own feet and wait for Howard Webb to see the invisible foul’ routines but to crafty subsidisation of away support. Unless, of course, they were just miles better than us …

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Grounds for divorce: Everton, Leeds and West Ham share the dishonours

Ken: not a fan of Goodison, Elland Rd or Upton Park

Ken Gambles gets around. Sunderland support has taken him all over the country. Worst ground, offering grounds for divorce after a lifelong love affair with football? The old Den probably took the biscuit for Monsieur Salut – a demoralising experience that had you questioning your own sanity for being there – and if we are honest, some opposing fans will point fingers at Roker Park or the SoL. But Ken has a negative batch of medals to award to three other stadiums …

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Luke’s World: hailing Everton, opponents of the season

Luke Harvey

Almost to rival the series of end-of-season reviews just begun – and to which others are free to contribute – Luke Harvey, having described the impact of our signing of the season, James McClean, gives special attention to another specific aspect of the football he saw at the Stadium of Light. Step forward Everton, Luke’s opponents of the season …

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Soapbox on the mauling at Everton: a Bank Holiday blowout

Jake steels himself to erect the Soapbox

How many hearts sank when the teams were announced and we had Sess alone up front? What did that selection tell us about Martin O’Neill’s assessment of Ji and Wickham? Pete Sixsmith adopts the role of coroner to conduct a solemn inquest on a bleak day at Goodison …

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