SAFC v Liverpool Guess the Score: send Jordan home pointless

Jake: roaring the Lads on to victory
Jake: roaring the Lads on to victory

Sunderland vs Liverpool. This has not been a happy fixture in most of SAFC’s seasons in the Premiership and Premier League.

From head-to-head stats at Liverpool Online, I calculate that in 13 top-flight meetings since the FA Cup final of 1992, which they won 2-0 of course, Sunderland have won three, two have been drawn and Liverpool have claimed all three points eight times.

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Manchester City vs SAFC Guess the Score: cricket score or awayday shocker?

Jake: 'if Burnley can rattle them ...'
Jake: ‘if Burnley can rattle them …’

No one guessed SAFC 1-3 Hull. Plenty among us saw the potential for a traditional flop immediately following a derby win, but the common Guess the Score practice is to be, or appear, positive.

Drummer was chuffed to win the Aston Villa competition but would probably have gone happily without his prize mug in return for one of Connor Wickham’s shots being a little more, er, hard to save.

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The Grand Newcastle Utd vs SAFC Guess the Score: fun and framed pitchas

You could be the next No 12
You could be the next No 12

I still have a card my mother once sent me. It showed a long-suffering wife looking daggers at her old man as he hands her the most romantic birthday present he could think of getting: “Here you are, pet. Just what you always wanted. A framed pitcha of the Sunderland football team.”

Well, look at the mug above. Imagine it as a smart framed photograph. It will be yours if you are the first to post a correct prediction of the score for Sunday’s derby at St James’ Park.

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SAFC v West Ham ‘Guess the Score’: can we burst their bubble?

Jake demands goals. And more SAFC ones than for the Hammers
Jake demands goals. And more SAFC ones than for the Hammers


In his winning stab
at 0-0 for Liverpool vs Sunderland, Paul Devine – soon to be the owner of two splendid mugs – said: “One pointer could well be Liverpool’s date with Basel, where winning could mean El Dorado.”

Fat lot of good that did Brendan Rodgers, then, if they really did have an eye on last night’s game as opposed to just being not very good.

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Moving swiftly on, Guess the Liverpool vs Sunderland Score

All images by Jake, including this one poking fun at Catts-detractors
All images by Jake, including this one poking fun at Catts-detractors

The only way forward is to forget the most recent past. Let’s all regard SAFC 1-4 Manchester City as if it were another country, some minor detail of history (as Jean-Marie Le Pen once described the Holocaust). Just get out there at Anfield and rattle a few cages again.

Can we bounce back? Can we pressurise Simon Mignolet into making one or two of those unforced errors of his, or reduce Jordan to his ineffectual, own goal-scoring self of earlier in the season?

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SAFC v Manchester CIty ‘Guess the Score’. Keeping up the good work

Jake: 'ha'way Lads, make me a happy man again'
Jake: ‘ha’way Lads, make me a happy man again’


You don’t get long
to rest on your laurels in the Premier League.

In a fairer world, Sunderland would have had a week to bask in the glory of the invigorating and much-praised performance against Chelsea. Or there’d even be an international break with Roy Hodgson putting away those blinkers and handing Lee Cattermole his first full England cap.

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