The Newcastle United ‘Who are You?’: Slim Jim, fantasy Fletcher, volleyball girls

Jake wants to know ...

Regulars here will recognise the nom de guerre UTD111 as belonging to a Newcastle-supporting occasional visitor to the comments section of postings concerning our two clubs. It seemed logical to invite Mick Gray – the other North-eastern Mick(ey) Gray and the man behind the username – to step forward and take the “Who are You?” chair ahead of the Wear-Tyne derby. Mick runs the UTD111 site and came up with some great answers …

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Sunderland v Newcastle: a big enough game, so guess the score returns

Jake cannot believe prizes are back

Another in the occasional series, and it is open to supporters of both sides – and of neither – to enter.

Guess the correct score in Sunday’s Wear-Tyne derby – posting your prediction before kickoff time – and if you are the first to get it right, Salut! Sunderland will send you a Martin O’Neill mug, the design suitably amended if a Newcastle supporter wins.

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Barred from losing a SAFC-Newcastle derby? Ask the Bard

William ShakespeareImage: tonynetone (who had to doorstep William – or is it John McCormick? – for days to get this shot)

Out of the Henrys who have ruled England, Henry II would have been of more interest to Stéphane Sessegnon, assuming our Sess shares Lorik Cana’s hunger for cultural and historical knowledge – Henry was born in Le Mans, Sess played there. But for John McCormick‘s lurch into English Lit territory as his prelude to the Wear-Tyne derby, Henry V’s your man. Here’s hoping for no Shakespearean tragedy cometh Sunday …

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The Sunderland-Newcastle buildup: let’s start with a rational view

Any day now, Monsieur Salut will receive replies to the Newcastle United ‘Who are You?’ questionnaire that will – the author insists – pour scorn on the excesses of tribal Wear-Tyne rivalry. At the risk of being ostracised, M Salut already has two if not three cheers ready for those responses. Even if he yearns for a Sunderland win much more than he yearns for a win against Wigan or Spurs or Villa, he is adamant that this essay by his cousin David Athey, first published last season, offers a hugely welcome view and deserves another outing …

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Magpies, Mackems and mugs: another flyer hits the dust

Rob helpfully added the prop

M Salut is heading along the road to join a 45,000-strong crowd watching Coldplay warm up for the SoL with a concert in Nice. While he’s away at the gig, you can come up with a prize-winning gag …

What is it with magpies and Kent? Perhaps some less ornitholologically challenged reader of Salut! Sunderland can explain why they keep falling from the skies, usually right in front of our friend Rob.

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