Rob Hutchison was probably a little harsh with his one-word verdicts on the Lads v Liverpool, or maybe just realistic and angry. Now he turns his fire on a succession of dodgy signings Sunderland have made in the past and picks a team we trust is pure fantasy (again with a spot of harshness along the way)..
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Hutch’s Patch: one word ratings as Watford take the spoils
Malcolm Dawson writes….today was the second time I have set off for the Stadium of Light and not made it. …
Hutch’s Patch: Rob’s one word player ratings from the Emirates
Rob Hutchison, succinct as ever, gives his single word assessments of those who donned the green and gold at Arsenal …
Hutch’s Patch: Watmore floors Stoke, nearly tops the lot in one-word verdicts
Rob Hutchison is quick off the mark with his one-word verdicts and marks out of 10 after the 2-0 win over Stoke City. Duncan Watmore’s his playing star but Big Sam collects an extra point for his tactical nous (Monsieur Salut agreed with Gary Bennett’s verdict: PVA was the man of the match).
Hutch says (referring to the Shawcross dismissal): ‘Never a red, but he should have gone in the first half so there can be no complaints can there? The great escape may have come early this season, one never knows.’
Hutch’s Patch: one word ratings after the Palace coup
Rob Hutchison is to the point. Or, after Monday, to three points if you prefer. In his one word summary you’ll find fulsome praise, for a change, and could his grades include a first perfect 10 for someone other than a referee?
Yes they could.
Who gets it? Read on:
Hutch’s Patch: one-word verdicts on SAFC after beating Newcastle United
Rob Hutchison is as happy as the rest of us but also realistic: “Never have we played so poorly and won 3-0. Took our chances mind you. Now who’s for the Magnificent Seven?
Hutch’s Patch: one-word verdicts on Sunderland, sharp words for WBA’s McClean
‘Excellent first half, fragile after conceding,’ says Rob Hutchison on our efforts at the Hawthorns. ‘Defoe something for Sam to build on though.’ He wasn’t impressed by Trigger McClean’s antics …
Borini, Yedlin, Fletcher star in one-word verdicts after West Ham draw
Rob Hutchison has been quiet during the recent Sunderland slump. But he is back after the 2-2 home draw with West Ham with his punchy one-word verdicts on the Lads in red and white (and on the quite appalling ref Neil Swarbrick). Sorry Hammers – you’ll have to do the one-worders for your players …
After Eight: transfer window assessed as DeAndre Yedlin strays into Hutch’s Patch
Deadline day brought one last player to welcome. We wanted a full back and that is what DeAndre Yedlin, a USA international signed on loan from Spurs is. ‘I’m delighted to be given the opportunity to play for a club with such great history,” he says diplomatically to safc.com. ‘I’ve heard fantastic things about Sunderland and the supporters from Claudio Reyna and Jozy Altidore.’ Rob Hutchison finds more than his usual one word apiece to run the rule over the eight imports …
Rob’s one word Villa summary: Point taken
John McCormick writes: I thought a becoming-good (bar one) midfield won us a point yesterday but I didn’t see it live and I didn’t see the full game. I’ll have to wait, therefore, for more considered opinions before I have the full picture. Here’s the first of them, from Rob Hutchison who, as usual, needs only a word to get his message across